Haikus To You

Replace those artless computer error messages with kinder, gentler Haikus.
Poetry majors, don't go into shock and flame us: so they don't have the traditional 7-5-7.

A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return.

Aborted effort: Close all that you have. You ask way too much.

First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies so beautifully.

With searching comes loss and the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen is not the true Tao, until you bring fresh toner.

You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. Your file is not here.

Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.

Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared Screen. Mind. Both are blank.